Thursday 5 May 2011

Sex at any Cost

Longevity doesn't seem to deplete romance or hunger. Sex can seem magical after a lifetime away. Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder, but also beat faster.Perhaps it's the thought of that Senior Rail Card at the end of the tunnel. Obviously, there are disadvantages to decrepitude. Investing in Viagra - if only to make all those Canadian pharmacists richer - can reap dividends (I'm told). It can also curb passion by placing a limit on lust. Too much happiness can spell disaster. Best to get the old ticker checked first. Cardiology should precede carnality, for those who are keen but cautious. Otherwise the next orgasm could be your last...

Not a bad way to go, considering the alternatives.

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